fuckyeahbillhader:

yay—stefon:

make me choose:
↳ anonymous asked: season 31, season 34 or season 38 bill hader?

britneysbaldhead:

when younger people are more successful than me

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andythanfiction:

teslaandhispigeon:

Can we please just tell every middle schooler this instead of making them feel embarrassed by their existence and their need to try new things? It would be much nicer to hear this through middle school and high school than it is to hear about how dumb your phase or whatever is and how much you’ll regret it in a year.

Damn, every time I see this go by my dash, it has, like, 10K more notes.  I’m awed by how much it seems to have meant to so many people, and incredibly moved to see so many notes saying that this has mattered.

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spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

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drinkingmaplelattes:

​TAYLOR JUST LIKED ALL OF THESE PICTHRES ON MY INSTAGRAM IM CRYING SHE STRAIGHT STALKED ME

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“Taylor Swift ties the record for the fastest flight to No. 1 on Billboard’s Adult Pop Songs radio airplay chart, as “Shake It Off” shoots 2-1 in just its sixth week. The ascent matches a mark first established in the list’s first year of existence: Celine Dion’s “Because You Loved Me” began a 12-week reign in only its sixth chart week in 1996. “Shake” marks Swift’s second Adult Pop Songs No. 1, following “I Knew You Were Trouble.,” which topped the March 16, 2013, tally.”
“Not to say that I liked experiencing pain because it equals Grammys……. but kind of.”
— Taylor on Tout le monde en parle (via xloveswift)

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ts-1989:

Taylor Swift has teamed up with Capital Breakfast to set hosts Dave Berry and Lisa Snowdon a terrifying challenge.

The ‘Shake It Off’ singer will join the pair for a special one-off breakfast show on Thursday, October 9, to be hosted from London’s Shard - the tallest building in Western Europe.

However, Swift has already set the pair a challenge - to raise more money than the other for Global’s Make Some Noise charity, with the loser facing a dizzying forfeit.

Berry and Snowdon have 11 days to attract support and donations from listeners and famous faces. Whoever raises the least money must undertake Swift’s punishment - a window-cleaning shift at The View from The Shard, which towers 1,000 feet above London’s streets.

Berry said: “I’m absolutely terrified of losing out to Lisa on this challenge, so I’m going to need everyone’s support. I’m pulling out all the stops to raise as much money as possible for our new charity, Global’s Make Some Noise, so please get behind me and donate!” 

Snowdon added: “The forfeit for losing this challenge is possibly one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever been faced with - thanks Taylor! I need everyone’s support on this - help me get Dave up there! Come on London, I need your help!” 

Global’s Make Some Noise is a new national charity which aims to improve the lives of disadvantaged children and young people. It unites all of Global’s radio brands, including Capital, XFM, Heart and Gold.

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taylorswift:

youfitmypoems-likeaperfectrhyme:

I get the one about you being a vampire but Swift, what are you doing here???

I am trapped inside an invisible box, obv.

taylorswift:

youfitmypoems-likeaperfectrhyme:

I get the one about you being a vampire but Swift, what are you doing here???

I am trapped inside an invisible box, obv.

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Taylor about feminism

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